charis and his chocolate factory.
wonkie.
23
30th December 86'
Metro-Sexual
Clubbing/Chilling out
Piano/Window shopping
Ryuichi Sakamoto/Pachelbel
Clayderman/Literature
Yearns to..
Shop
Chill in hip cafes
Stroll along the beach
Explore around
Admire himself
Kiss someone
Spot a shooting star..
3-room apartment by the sea
Bang & Olufsen Hi-Fi equipment
BMW 3-Series
Bell & Ross 03-92
With
Her
Nothing else really matters?..
Reminiscent the Nostalgia...
Free your Mind.
The world outside..
Cell Group :)
Nicole
Natasha
Alyssa
Beitris
Sharon
Natalia
JoeL
Nad
Amanda
Thomas
Denise
Ai Lin
Sharon Cheris
Ken
cHriStiNe-
EsThEr
ZaLi
ZiXianG
ShiJiA
Katherine
Hui lin
Jie Hao
Jo
Cherlene
Shin Yi
Xiu LinG
Shaun
Thursday, July 02, 2009, 8:40 PM
CHAUVINIST. yes i am.OUCH. I need a fireman! It's getting hot in here.........nono, not that song.
Out of my crazy boredom, i hereby present to you..
10 GOOD REASONS WHY CHARIS WILL NOT
MARRY A SINGAPORE GIRL.
1. According to my flawed statistics, 4 out of 10 Singapore girls can cook. however, out of the 4, 3 is qualified to cook up til maggi mee with egg or sausage & egg.
The remaining 1 who can cook up til mixed vegetables, chai png & fish soup is already married.
:(
2. Loving a Singapore girl is TEDIOUS~!! and ..Why? Just when we Men thought love is all that matters, we are SOOO wrong!! Fairytales are fairytales. :(
Singapore girls looks at yer bank account, assets - even if you have got a car, its NEVER ENOUGH~!! They would want a good BMW to show off to their friends..your Nissan isn't good enough for them to brag about in the office.
(yeah right, go buy yourself one then, just don't expect me to pay for yer installments)
And they'll also look at your property & your career prospects. The amount of love for you, is correlated to the amount of moolah in your bank.
MATHEMATIC FORMULA TO UNDERSTAND SINGAPORE WOMEN.
$100k of money = $100k of love u get in return
Lets say you're in debt say, - 20k.
The amount of love you'll get in return would be = don't find me, you poor arse!~
LOL
3. They keep on begging for gender equality. Yes, You can have all the gender equality you want.
ESPECIALLY so when it comes to paying for the dinner dates. Hey! my wallet is also made of leather too(it'll rip apart too!!), not some titanium material found on Cybertron.
4. A wife is a wife. A maid is a maid.
Dang, i might as well get a maid instead...$350 a month, with no naggings after 10pm!!
5. You'll have to bribe your in-laws each time you visit them. Why is this "unspoken" rule present?
Im not married to your parents(as if i'll be getting their properties), im married to you! :((
6. I'll have to touch on this topic again..Makeup. Lancome, Loreal, Maybelline, Kiehls, Kose, Shiseido, ya da ya da
Don't women realise that there's an ENTIRE industry of cosmestics dedicated to them. YES. And they cater to the whims and fancies of women. Lets just make all women look like Michael Jackson*, without the deformed nose which breaks up into pieces. Period.
7. Just because we've come back from work, doesn't mean that we work as part time counsellors in the night. #@!#!@#. Hmm, its different if have a counselling degree. Please book an appointment, instead of unearthly hours. Its okay if i don't have 8 hrs of sleep, but please let me have at least 6.
8. Please don't even complain about Sex. you do not even have to lift a finger! If you do have to lift a finger, please refer your husband to the doctor. Yes, we guys suffer the most!!
9. Head of the house means nothing if i don't get finances under my control.
my money is my money. your money is your money.
my money will...................................never ever, zever ever,gever ever, bever ever, sever ever be yours(only if i die). please don't splurge it at Vuitton or Chanel, you don't know how much blahhhhhhhhh ive gotta endure from my boss in order to pay for your exclusive minked leather from Paris.
Zara is fine, but that is only if you bring me along :)) Yes, and if you go shopping at Zara without me, thats fine, but please please don't bring your gossiping friends, and gossip the crap outta me - Im not that bad..don't exaggerate! your nose will grow longer than Pinnochio's.
10. It's because of you all thats why im writing this. URGH~!!! Now gimme a massage~!!
Okay, *coughs* i don't go for Balinese massage at that shody indo massage parlour okay?
psst. i know im stereotyping women, but thats what im good at.
Heys, i know im single okay. Things will be different once i get attached - God knows when.
If i don't i'll be a priest - rest assured, the young boys will be fine.