charis and his chocolate factory.


wonkie.



23
30th December 86'
Metro-Sexual
Clubbing/Chilling out
Piano/Window shopping
Ryuichi Sakamoto/Pachelbel
Clayderman/Literature


Yearns to..
Shop
Chill in hip cafes
Stroll along the beach
Explore around
Admire himself
Kiss someone


Spot a shooting star..
3-room apartment by the sea
Bang & Olufsen Hi-Fi equipment
BMW 3-Series
Bell & Ross 03-92


With
Her
Nothing else really matters?..


Reminiscent the Nostalgia...



Free your Mind.




The world outside..


Cell Group :)


Nicole
Natasha
Alyssa
Beitris
Sharon
Natalia
JoeL
Nad
Amanda
Thomas
Denise
Ai Lin
Sharon Cheris
Ken
cHriStiNe-
EsThEr
ZaLi
ZiXianG
ShiJiA
Katherine
Hui lin
Jie Hao
Jo
Cherlene
Shin Yi
Xiu LinG
Shaun
Thursday, July 23, 2009, 11:10 PM

7 deadly bad habits of Singaporean Males.

:P



1. Being like the Merlion whenever a Singaporean guy speaks.


Why? Ive spoke to some peeps(acquaintances) recently, and i was so flabbergasted!
OMIGOSH seriously, you can't imagine how serious this is, yes, until you could literally see saliva
flying off the mouth of the person you're talking to.


Fwah, i can imagine myself being drenched in saliva!! :(( bleah.
Woah, if i needed a big saliva showering, i would have stayed in my toilet!!


Seriously if you have to be like the Merlion, please move to the South of the Singapore River. K thx bye.

P.S : Please don't do this whilst cooking.



2. Digging your nose in public and pasting it around(don't think im not watching you)


and yes, its damn gross, do you know how many gazillions bacterias & viruses & ebolas is in one tiny milimitre sq2 of pee sai. Really. Please don't paste it on the bus seat, or throw it at your fellow passenger next to you.
*coughs*

Please orh pee sai in your toilet, or orh it at your house or whatever. I don't want to see that gooey stuff. Ewww. Throw it somewhere else lah!!
no, not downstairs.



3. Dozing off and drooling with your mouth open big big.


i detest it. pfff. No, i do not even wanna think about it.
Oh gosh, imagine the salivary stains on your t-shirt after one drools finish. Ewww! and the smell of drool is terrible!!

and yes, if hor, i spot your mouth is open big big, i'll will put a bundle of toilet rolls within :))



3. Farting in a populated area and worse, pretending that its not yourself.


I can trace your fart, back to your arse. I will hunt you down, you pollution spreader.
And yes, i have a sharp nose and i'll expose you...heh heh heh

And yes, you stupid office worker, stop looking at me as if im the one who farted. You're the one who farted after eating 10 bags of garlics & onions, okay?
And please, pass me a gas mask. This is worse than spreading H1N1.



4. Snoring ; conspicuously


OH CRAP! Nobody wishes to hear it. Especially your wife who has to endure a good 40 years of it.
And yes, some people i know snores....Someday...*evil laughter* i'll purchase a packet of clippers....*evil grin*

Daddy, if you see this, i don't mean for the above 2 sentences. I still want my Christmas pressie okie? :)


5. Oogling at females cleavages.


Yes im guilty but do it discreetly the way i do. (i will teach you if you drop me a message at facebook)

You could peep at a split second(like Superman), and quickly turn your head lah or pretend to do something! No one ask you to oogle like you are watching movieeee...



6. Body Odour.


Crap!! After your exercise, please head to the shower. No, not the restaurant and definitely please don't come near me.
Yes, i don't wanna feel your aura. I could feel your aura from 100m away already.

And yes, if you are walking home, please avoid any paths lined with sunflowers. Charis doesn't support withering of flowers through poisonous gases :))




7. Bleah, can't remember...will continue another day :P



maybe the 7th deadly habits would be Procrastination...*gasp*