charis and his chocolate factory.


wonkie.



23
30th December 86'
Metro-Sexual
Clubbing/Chilling out
Piano/Window shopping
Ryuichi Sakamoto/Pachelbel
Clayderman/Literature


Yearns to..
Shop
Chill in hip cafes
Stroll along the beach
Explore around
Admire himself
Kiss someone


Spot a shooting star..
3-room apartment by the sea
Bang & Olufsen Hi-Fi equipment
BMW 3-Series
Bell & Ross 03-92


With
Her
Nothing else really matters?..


Reminiscent the Nostalgia...



Free your Mind.




The world outside..


Cell Group :)


Nicole
Natasha
Alyssa
Beitris
Sharon
Natalia
JoeL
Nad
Amanda
Thomas
Denise
Ai Lin
Sharon Cheris
Ken
cHriStiNe-
EsThEr
ZaLi
ZiXianG
ShiJiA
Katherine
Hui lin
Jie Hao
Jo
Cherlene
Shin Yi
Xiu LinG
Shaun

Wednesday, June 17, 2009, 10:15 PM

Women and their insane make-up regime.

I hereby apologize if this posting contains any gender-bashing undertones..LOL..yes im a male chauvinist...tsk tsk


For the very first time in my life...Ive got the chance to watch a makeup tutorial in youtube. Just to clarify *im not a Changi crossdresser* lolz..i just happen to stumble upon a few makeup videos..trust me..Thank God that im born as a male..whew.

Imagine the amount of makeup that goes into the skin/face of every single lady..its so incredulous that its ridiculous...THIS IS CRAZY~!!! LOL~!! I bet most women who put on makeup probably have got a fire/bullet/weather/bomb-proof face..

It's indeed an eye opener..or should i say..a "jawdropping-inducing" video. All this and that...*shrieks in horror*


Sorry, i couldn't count the amount of makeups she has used..no wonder those big conglomerates like Lorea*, Revelo*, Shiseid*, are making tons of moolah~!!!

Husbands, don't hand over your moolah to your ladies~!! *GASP*


Men, imagine all those moolah that you could have bought..those IT equipment, holiday trips..be sure to marry a wife who uses minimal makeup..preferably none at all (a natural beauty - you've gotta make sure that she isn't a zombie, prior to the marriage)

Psstt - i hope i don't end up as a bachelor as a result of this posting *Gasp*




Ive done a calculation, if every single lady were to put on a makeup - taking 30 minutes each time, for 50 years in their lifespan..more than 1 year of their life would be gone~!!

The 11st commandment for all ladies :

Thou shall not lie with yer makeup.

God, please be fair to males, we've got a shorter lifespan than females, and yet...we've gotta serve NS.

For those females, they've got a longer lifespan, and they've got more than enough time in their life to spare for makeup...

This is unfair :((


anyway, for those who're interested...
the "makeup goddess"

http://www.youtube.com/user/MichellePhan

(yeah, i'll gladly stick to my humble facewash)